Drinking With Co-Workers Edition

You know what would be fun? Getting a couple drinks after work on Thursday. We work so well together in the office, I'm sure it would be a good time. Think about seeing Gary drunk: so hilarious. Let's say meet at Rockit at six.

Cheers!

CEO appears with 23-year-old girlfriend	Associate v. Support Staff Golden Tee challenge	Briefcase lost	One pineapple Malibu, one Ghostini straight-up, and a cheapest beer you have.
"So, when are you quitting?"	Decision to leave before it gets any worse	Reprographics v. ITT altercation	Wives discussed/bemoaned
Graphic designer opens up	Rumors of Director's alcoholism verified	Accidently promoted	Your pen cornered by desperate company ink
Drunk VP of Operations not told to not drive home.	Underager implored to attend	This is on the corporate account? Oh, make that a Grey Goose. Double. Two doubles.	Secretary exposes tattoo

Crowded CTA Train Morning Commute Edition

This is Chicago. Doors open on the right at Chicago.

"Give me back my ipod battery, you vagrant"	Derailment	Methodical voice: "Sorry for the delay. The condutor is off the train attending to repairs."	Homeless guy performs dangerous train car switch-a-roo
Brown line safety trumpeted vis-a-vis green/blue/red lines	Suduko puzzle crumpled	Santa absent	"OUT!"
Rolling suitcase blocks exit	Back pocket cut off	Refusal to move in to window seat	Conductor lies about train immediately following
Briefcase on seat	Greasy Pole	Makeshift newspaper sleeves	Reading Devil In The White City